iPod ripped off from failed inventor

Ahhh I knew it was too good to be true! The only good thing to come from Apple since the 1980s – the iPod – wasn’t thought up by Apple, but by an Englishman who in 1979 couldn’t raise the venture capital needed to renew his patent!

And no… he isn’t going to see a cent from Apple for it, apart from the consultancy fees it took to fly him to California to testify it was indeed his expired patent.

French Education to include more English

France’s education minister yesterday admitted for the first time that the secret to success is speaking better English.

Xavier Darcos claimed poor English is now a ‘handicap’ because all international business is conducted in the language, and said French schools would offer extra lessons during the holidays.

He also admitted that, because of globalisation, very few people outside France will being able to speak French in the future.

This is obviously a big deal in France.

Startup Delayer Staggers Your Startup Apps for Smoother Loading

Windows only: Free application Startup Delayer staggers the applications that launch when you log in to Windows by user-defined increments. The reason: To mitigate the common startup bottleneck caused by all of your startup applications fighting to run at the same time.

Featured Windows Download: Startup Delayer Staggers Your Startup Apps for Smoother Loading

Cloud computing – the best definition I’ve heard yet

This phrase I’ve been seeing EVERYWHERE the past couple of months. No-one can really define what it is though. So here is the best explanation of it yet:

It’s been called a lot of things: utility computing, grid computing, distributed computing, and now cloud computing. You can come up with any CTO-friendly name you like, but they all mean the same shit: Renting your quickly depreciating physical assets out because your software company is out of ideas for computer programs.

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IOGEAR’s Wireless USB to VGA kit

Certified by the USB-IF, this unit enables any machine with a spare USB port to stream video to a TV or projector with resolutions as high as 720p. So long as your USB dongle is plugged into your machine and the VGA adapter is connected to a display, you’ll be good to go within a 30-foot radius. According to IOGEAR, the product is only compatible with Windows XP 32-bit or Vista 32- / 64-bit, but those with no qualms about that can grab one next month for $229.95