Texas Instruments doesn’t want you to own your hardware either

In a growning and disconcerting trend among hardware manufacturers, TI has released a new version of it’s OS for the TI-Nspire series, that blocks off a whole load of its’ user base from using the machine the way they want to.

I guess Apple, Android, TI, et al are afraid that the community will program something so awesome for their hardware that they’ll never upgrade again?

Nspire 2.1 out, don’t install it!.

Droid X bricks on jailbreak / root

Android users all seem to throw about that it’s an open architecture, but it quite simply isn’t. In order to do everything on an Android phone you have to root it, which is the same as jailbreaking it.

Motorola has taken the extreme measure of making sure that if it gets rooted, it’ll completely fuck up the startup stack, thereby permanently bricking it. A kill-switch for tampering.

Droid X’s Defenses Makes Jailbreaking Look Easy – iPod touch, iPhone, and iPad news – Multi-Touch Fans.

Sawstop keeps your fingers whole

This is a $60,- addition you can put onto a table saw. It detects electrical conductivity and stops the saw as soon as it gets into range – from 5000 RPM to 0 in a millisecond. This means you can shove your finger into the spinning saw without it being harmed at all. Of course, you destroy the device and the saw, but especially at that price it’s  going to save a lot of fingers.

The Tinbasher Sheet Metal Blog.

RealTouch – The World’s First Virtual Sex Device For Men

This is like the FUFME but really works: a haptic personal pussy which is linked to porn films. The makers of the device have programmed it to respond by tightening and heating and rubbing and lubing just like the pornstar you’re watching is doing in the scene on your computer.

According to Fleshbot it works very well. But it’s a bit pricey. For your richer type masterbator then…

RealTouch – The World’s First Virtual Sex Device For Men – Watch Adult Movies And Feel The Action On The Screen With RealTouch.

Smoking Near Apple Computers Creates Biohazard, Voids Warranty

Looks like Jobs will do anything to avoid repairing that overpriced piece of equipment you bought from him: not only are the repair times shocking, but the lame excuse that tar clogs up your computer, creating a biohazard – whilst not mentioned anywhere in the AppleCare contract – voids your warranty is a bit ridiculous, no?

Smoke Gets In Your Imac: Smoking Near Apple Computers Creates Biohazard, Voids Warranty.