Sawstop keeps your fingers whole

This is a $60,- addition you can put onto a table saw. It detects electrical conductivity and stops the saw as soon as it gets into range – from 5000 RPM to 0 in a millisecond. This means you can shove your finger into the spinning saw without it being harmed at all. Of course, you destroy the device and the saw, but especially at that price it’s  going to save a lot of fingers.

The Tinbasher Sheet Metal Blog.

RealTouch – The World’s First Virtual Sex Device For Men

This is like the FUFME but really works: a haptic personal pussy which is linked to porn films. The makers of the device have programmed it to respond by tightening and heating and rubbing and lubing just like the pornstar you’re watching is doing in the scene on your computer.

According to Fleshbot it works very well. But it’s a bit pricey. For your richer type masterbator then…

RealTouch – The World’s First Virtual Sex Device For Men – Watch Adult Movies And Feel The Action On The Screen With RealTouch.

Smoking Near Apple Computers Creates Biohazard, Voids Warranty

Looks like Jobs will do anything to avoid repairing that overpriced piece of equipment you bought from him: not only are the repair times shocking, but the lame excuse that tar clogs up your computer, creating a biohazard – whilst not mentioned anywhere in the AppleCare contract – voids your warranty is a bit ridiculous, no?

Smoke Gets In Your Imac: Smoking Near Apple Computers Creates Biohazard, Voids Warranty.

Matrox Single-Slot Octal Graphics Card

8 graphics outputs on one card? That’s insane!

Matrox Graphics, the leading manufacturer of specialized graphics solutions, today announced the launch of the Matrox M9188 PCIe x16 Octal graphics card, capable of supporting eight DisplayPort or DVI Single-Link outputs from a single workstation. The Matrox M9188 PCIe x16 offers 2GB of memory, resolutions up to 2560×1600 per output, and advanced desktop management features—such as independent or stretched desktop modes

via Matrox Announces World’s First Single-Slot Octal Graphics Card – HotHardware.

Audeo: brain waves to voice signal

The Audeo captures electronic signals between the brain and vocal cords and synthesizes clear, spoken words

This has obvious implications for people who can’t speak, but also military, civil and commercial applications: be able to converse over long distances silently without using your mouth.

It still has teething problems, such as it takes a few days to learn to use and it’s about 5 times slower than normal speech, but still…

via Invention Awards: A Real-Life Babel Fish For the Speaking Impaired | Popular Science.

OBDII and iMFD Data Logging

Any car built this century has an OBDII interface. This allows mechanics to plug in their laptop and get real time engine data. Lots of information about the running of the car. Nowadays there are quite a few USB / Bluetooth OBD-II connectors, which allow streaming of this data to your laptop, Garmin navigation system or iPod / iPhone.

PLX Devices Inc. sells the PLX Logger Software, as well as devices to show the data on.

ODBCOM has software going for only $85,-

Scantool sells software as well as displays. The software goes for $120,-

Its dashcommand software ($40) allows you to create custom skins and settings for your own digital dashboard

Auterra has the DynoScan Windows software going – including a google earth interace

It also sells a display unit

Then there’s PCMScan by Palmer

All these tools have different featuresets and support different cars…